JD Vance Mocked After Going On Bizarre ‘Masculinity’ Rant

Vice President JD Vance has caused quite a stir lately. He’s made statements supporting his boss’s fascist remarks and feebly defended Russia. Then, on Thursday, he launched a rant on the “essence of masculinity” at the Conservative Political Action Conference, where he whined that men are no longer allowed to drink beer and tell jokes.

This is news since I see men drinking beer and telling jokes almost daily. But hey, what do I know? I’m just one a’ them wimmin folk, after all. You know, the other half that holds up the sky. The other half whose rights are being trashed by Republicans.

Nevertheless, Vance was boohooing about men’s suffering, and we can assume he’s talking about the white men who have no gin in this particular game. Even if they think they do. According to @Acyn, Vance was all “When I think about what is the essence of masculinity, we could answer this in so many different ways, when I think about me and my guy friends, we really like to tell jokes to one another.”

Well his boss, President Donald Trump is the biggest political joke there is, and folks on social media had their own opinions of his speech. This is a lesson Republicans have not learned. Especially if they are religious. They think they have God on their side and they are so fully convinced of this that they want to bludgeon everyone else with their radical views. If you don’t fit inside their narrow-minded views they will punish you. If you’re LGBTQ, or are friends with anyone who’s LGBTQ, if you’re Black, if you’re atheist, if you’re a woman who isn’t religious they will punish you if they have the chance.

What this basically means is you’re going to face their damnation if you’re not a white male. And we’re tired of their jokes.