Frenchman Ridicules Stupid Slug To Its Face. You Won’t Believe What the Slug Says

This is like a fairy tale. Once upon a time there was a great kingdom and evidently the inhabitants pissed off some powerful magician pretty bad, because a great madness spread upon the land and a cult arose around a slug. Yes, a veritable slug, the likes of which you see sitting in the White House in this video.

A Frenchman, and not just any Frenchman, the President of France, came to visit the slug to indulge in yet another strange handshake ritual and to try to reason with the slug. It didn’t go so well. It never does. And the Frenchman knows this but he didn’t have any choice but to pretend the slug was rational, c’est la vie.

And there the slug lies through its teeth. Yes 83% of the people polled agreed that they preferred “reducing government expenditure over increasing taxes.” That’s how it was phrased and of course it would rank high, it’s a desirable state of affairs, reducing government expenditures.

But that polling item has nothing to do with Elon Musk going through government and either firing or threatening to fire everyone. Those are two different things. But of course the gaslighting is 100% with the slug, so what do you expect?

Macron is right in going through the motions with the slug to secure the peace of the greater kingdom, the world, but the slug has already thrown in with the evil sorceror, and I don’t see that alliance changing. What I see happening is France and Germany uniting Europe and using NATO as a kind of European Army.

Trump may very well pull us out of NATO and then we may find ourselves teetering on WWIII. But do bear in mind that Russia has lost a great many casualties in the three years of war against Ukraine, and that is a solid factor to be considered. So we’re not at the brink of war yet, right now.

But the slug is as stupid as they come and he may well get us there. We are up the creek without a paddle.

Would somebody dust off their old CD of Goldfinger and send it to the slug? Because the concept of the gold being stolen and nobody knowing about it, is a little bit more than bizarre. But this is what’s in charge of this country. I commend President Macron for not bursting into hysterical laughter on the spot.

I wish I knew what the Democrats did to deserve this. Sweet Jesus Christ on a bagel. Waking up to the slug in office every morning is cruel and unusual punishment and I don’t even know what crime we committed.