Well, Well, Well, Trump Has A Few ‘Abnormalities’ On His Physical Report

Gee, what a surprise! He is fine in his physical, mental, and soul parts of him. His soul *snort* He’s not as perfect as he claims to be. I like this and I bet some other people will like it, too. Mr. Perfect with the body of Ryan Reynolds, passed all the cognitive questions (yea right) with flying colors that I actually bet he failed. *THAT* Mr. Perfect. Isn’t the picture above a good representation of him? Ha.

This is too funny for people like me who are occasionally small-minded. Here’s the list from the actual, publicly released three-page report. From Raw Story: “The physical examination revealed a few ‘abnormalities,’ according to Barbabella. The first was ‘scarring on the right ear’ from the gunshot wound sustained during the assassination attempt. Barbabella said Trump’s ‘hearing was normal.’

The second was a ‘diverticulosis and a benign polyp’ revealed during a colonoscopy in July. Diverticulosis is when abnormal pouches form in the digestive tract,” the article states. The article says, “The White House physician recommended a ‘follow-up colonoscopy in three years.’” 

As a side note, I detest those things. I have to stop eating three days before the appointment. According to NPR, “He is currently taking two cholesterol-control medications: rosuvastatin and ezetimibe. The latter medication was not noted in Trump’s 2020 medical report.”

Oh, that does me some good. Now, admittedly, they’re pretty minor for someone his age, so I wasn’t horribly surprised. I’ll bet his cholesterol report is pretty bad, and we won’t see *that* in the news. And I expect they told him to lose weight, and we won’t see *that* in the public report, either. He’s going to start having heart problems soon. That’s just a guess, but if you look at his “physique,” it’s not hard to notice. And his blood pressure? Ha.

How in the hell he passed his cognitive test, I don’t know. If you look at his behavior since he became president, his brain isn’t all there. Because it’s convenient, look at all the stupidity with tariffs starting way back when he slapped them on Canada and Mexico! Our closest neighbors, our top or nearly the top import and export partners, but *they* have to pay tariffs? Lol wut??!! I’m not sure if Mexico has done anything in return, since they seem to manage to stay out of the news.

I know Canada has slapped us with some retaliatory tariffs, and well, they should! He started with the 51st state idiocy, which is total nonsense, and no means no. Then he did that? Oh, please. They don’t play, either. Soooo, yea, this was going off on a tangent a bit, but I couldn’t give you a 2-paragraph piece. Thanks for sticking with me! I’m glad to have you.