What’s Wrong With Donald’s Leg?
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We have long seen the charismatic cult leader struggle with his right leg. And you know of the midnight ride to Walter Reed which resulted in that ludicrous mental acuity test, person, woman, man, camera, TV, that Trump boasted about, too stupid to know that that cognitive test is just to determine if you’re more lucid than a vegetable, nothing more. I’m sure you’ll never forget that debacle. Stephen Colbert did an hilarious take off, which we share below. But first, take a look at how Trump is *walking* today, in a manner of speaking.
How did this stupid motherfucker ever become president, let alone twice? In any event, Trump is supposed to go in for a physical this month and you know what we’ll be hearing, yes, he’s in perfect health. It’s fine to be morbidly obese and drag your right leg. That’s perfectly normal.
In fact, don’t be surprised if all of MAGA gains whatever weight it takes to become morbidly obese and start dragging their legs, too. After all, they donned the ear bandage when Trump got scratched by a little shrapnel and they put on diapers. Anything to be like Trump. And will there be kool-aide? Dunno, but what I do predict is that if and when that day comes, Trump will charge for it.
